Conversations with Chase

Some of you may know that I watch my nephews on Friday. Don't get all confused thinking I am a good person or something, I need the money.

Anyway, this is week 3 and I have had some very interesting conversations with my 3 year old nephew Chase. I call him Chasey-Boo.

As much as I love and adore him, and I do, he has made me appreciate my 3 silent children. I hear a whole lot of Why and What's this and Can I have? He is currently holding up a bottle of lube and asking me,"What is this? Can I have it?" Ummm...no. Time to find a better hiding place I guess.

Anyway, here are some of my favorite conversations with my Chasey Boo.

"Aunt Tenille, why doesn't Aly have a pee pee? "
What am I supposed to say to that? I went with "Ask your mother."

"Chase, can you help me clean up this mess you made?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Cause I don't wanna."
At least the kid is honest.

"Chase, can you help me?"
"I'm too tired to do that."
Maybe not so honest after all.


After pooping...
"Can I take a bath?"
"Yeah, why didn't you wipe your bum and flush?"
"I didn't have poop on my bum"
Really? How could he possibly know that? I didn't question it, I just ran the tub.

I do love 3 year olds.