Saturday, July 27, 2013

I Really Didn't Want To Know That

Several times a day I start to ask my children a question that I probably don't want to know the answer to. 
I usually stop myself because the conversation usually goes something like this:

Me: Why is the dog wet? Did someone pour water on the dog?

Timothy: Um, I just peed on the dog. While I was outside. 

Me: .... wha??

Timothy: It was a bad choice mama.

Me: uh....


What is in this cup? Is this paint water? why is there paint water in your bedroom??

*pours out water, Bryon's poop falls out*

My Favorite is:

Why is there mud all over that bathroom? Why didn't you use the hose outside before you came inside??

Not mud. It's NOT mud.


Audrey Crisp said...

Ha ha!! Sorry mama.