Alyson's New Game

Aly has a new and fantastic game! It's called "How Much Food Can I Stuff In My Mouth At One Time?" (Insert game show host voice here.)
Here's how you play. Shove as much food as you possibly can in your mouth at one time.
Because apparently, if you don't, it will get up and run away from you and you will starve to death. The game ends when you are teary eyed and choking and Mommy sees you and starts pulling the food out of your mouth. You smile, clap, and repeat the process until mommy decides that you cannot be trusted with food.