Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Things That Aren't Funny

Hitting or slapping your mom, dad, brother, sister, or Miss Alison
Flooding the bathroom
Attempting to drown your sister
Throwing yourself down in the middle of the gym's parking lot
Hiding your poopy diaper
Throwing dishes in the recycle bin
Dumping out liquids on the carpet
Peeing in your room
Pooping in front of the toilet
Dumping out cereal, sprinkles, spices, powdered sugar, etc
Cracking eggs onto the floor (carpet, tile, whatever. cut it out.)
Sitting on anyone's head
Inappropriate nakedness ie: table dancing, taking off your diaper the moment you put it on, undressing the moment I try to blowdry my hair or the moment you step into the backyard
Playing with, losing, or destroying momm's makeup

and a dozen other things that were done today.

And by the way, being naked does not make you invisible. Just an FYI.


greta said...

so was this one particular child or a combination of them all? YIKES is all i have to say on this post!

Stuart and Jacqui Avery said...

I am guessing mostly belong to t-bone on this present day!

Tenille said...

a combo although I must admit they mostly belong to Aly. devil child.