Things That Are Not Glue

Dear Timmy,

The following are items that, while sticky, are not in fact glue.

Mousse.

Toothpaste. Any toothpaste.

Bath and Body Works Lotion. especially not this.

Hairspray.

Pudding.

Yogurt.

Any other food item.

Please stop using them. If you really need to glue things together, just ask. I will be more than happy to purchase the glue and then assist you with all your gluing needs.

Love,

Mommy