The Viscious Circle... or, the curel joke that is my life. Whatever.

My water bill is $95 this month. In the month of December, I used over $34 in water alone. And another $26 in "waste water".

Why is my bill the size it should be for a home watering a lawn in July??

Because Bryon thinks he needs a bath everytime he needs to poop. As in, he poops in the tub. Which means that he then needs a shower and I need to scrub the tub with bleach.

Why does Bryon feel the need to poop in the tub?

Oh, right. Because I have an 8 year old that eats mostly baby food and macaroni and cheese.

And that's not going to change any time soon.

Awesome.